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Funny Wood Sign 10 x 12 Redwood Wood Handmade USA Humor Pallet Sign Grant Me The Senility

Happy Wood Products

Regular price $29.99

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This humorous "Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do and the eyesight to tell the difference!" Wood Sign is made out of California Redwood here in Northern California and is approximately 10" x 12" x .25" thick.

These photos are of the exact sign you'll be receiving. Please note that like a pallet sign, these signs are made out of several boards that have been glued together so there will be "seams." Also, wood has unique characteristics, flaws, little dents, dings, etc. The design was created by my dad while I do the labor: hand sanding each one, applying 3 coats of clear finish to help protect them from new bumps/bruises, weather, etc. and also to help the grain and color pop.

The sign has 4 pre-drilled holes (one in each corner) to make it easy to hang/screw or nail into the wall. If you have any questions, please ask before purchasing.

International buyers should expect to pay customs/duties, etc. at time of delivery/pickup.